Funny and lovely chemistry answers

A reward from being a teacher si that you get a lot of reading from your class, exams are an ever-lasting source of funny answers, though you have to pipe up a little chemistry to get the joke:

Misnomers:

"negative crepuscules" -- meant "negative corpuscules"
"cyclonometer" ---- meant "cyclotron"
"the big band was created" ----- meant "the big bang had created"



Which trend do you see in this graph?

"when you have less cosmic abundance the atomic umber of the element is greater"
"mientras mas chicho es el atomic number mas abundancia hay de ese elemento, si no, hay más escazes"

Provide an explanation for this:

"when the big band was creater thee was a lot of cosmic abundance and it only formed He and H so if there a lot of cosmic abundance you will create few elements"